Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

(via she-was-too-fond-of-books)

daniemore:

shaun-coco:

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

stunningpicture:

Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.

That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat

This is amazing.

YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!

(via declanpearson)

eeeeeeeeeerenjaegar:

kittymcsquirts:

and I will reblog it until it is the social norm

#but look what happened to kaneki ken

(via tilly-and-her-books)

jaclcfrost:

i forget sometimes that i’m technically an adult. like. how did that happen. who let it happen. i don’t look like an adult. i do not feel like an adult. how do i stop this

(via cozyrainydaybooks)

I love my job. It’s hard work but I love it.

truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

(via romeo-oscar-bravo)

cadsawan:

Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

We can’t wait for the third book “Heir of Fire” to come out on September 2nd!

(via bethrevis)

thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

(via books-and-cookies)