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No accidents at all?! Go you! You’ll be in big boy pants soon. Have a gold star!

That’s right I do want to see posts about your child’s potty training all over my Facebook. I really do care how many times your child managed to use it today. Please do tell me more.


whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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"I like it.”
“I like it. You, I mean.”
“Good. I like you, too."

the unexpected ship (via anabelsbrother)

"We haven’t been introduced.”
“You know who I am, and I know who you are, and—”
“—that won’t serve."

the unexpected ship (via anabelsbrother)

"Heroic sweetheart currently occupying smoking-hot maniac body in order to save the world. Would sacrifice everything for love, but hopefully won’t have to. I really deserve a happy ending."

Mik & Zuzana’s personals ad for Ziri - DREAMS OF GODS AND MONSTERS; chapter 44 (via lucky-ziri)


George throwing a bitch to the floor

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